are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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