is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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