Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Bring me that man meat
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
