I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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