chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
