just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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