apparently the secret to your success is patron
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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