"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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