I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
