ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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