drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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