it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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