ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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