found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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