Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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