We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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