in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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