he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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