She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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