I don't think brook has ever known best
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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