Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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