Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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