Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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