Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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