Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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