i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
All I want is dick and wine.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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