escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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