im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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