It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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