do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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