bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I understand Curling. That high.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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