let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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