Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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