I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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