belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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