Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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