everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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