Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
