If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
MIDGETS
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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