is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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