In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i already hear my dad disowning me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I would ride that face into the sunset
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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