I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Randomize
