i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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