Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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