Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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