please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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