i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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