this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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