at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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