Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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