No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Randomize
