I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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