Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Porn is love you can see.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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